Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the lamb cross the road?