What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why didn't the dog join the football team?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which tree loves a day at the shore?