Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What school do kids beg for in summer?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?