Why did the cake get benched in baseball?
It was a bunt cake.
What kind of meals do math teachers prefer?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are monkeys poor employees?