Where do vampires stash their savings?In a vein account.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat did the farmer say when his cows escaped?See PunchlineWhat kind of tea did the American colonists want?See PunchlineWhat do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?See PunchlineWhat do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?See PunchlineWhat is the most popular 70s band among birds?See PunchlineWhat do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?See PunchlineWhy were shelters full in the spring?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you mix a bike with a flower?See PunchlineHow do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?See PunchlineWhat do birds say to show affection to their spouses?See PunchlineHow do you escape an elephant's stomach?See PunchlineWhich relative loves rice?See PunchlineWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?See PunchlineWhich rabbit is great with car repairs?See PunchlineWhy did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?See PunchlineWhy do basketball players spill so much food?See PunchlineWhat do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?See PunchlineWhat did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?See PunchlineWhere do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?See PunchlineWhat do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?See PunchlineWhy do hogs play so much football?See Punchline
