Where do vampires stash their savings?
In a vein account.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
When should you start writing a book?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?