What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How does Moses make his coffee?
Where do horses reside?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which celebrity writes the neatest notes?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?