Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do fairies always drink?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the snake cross the road?