What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did Darwin's kid say to a sibling?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the student snack on homework?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which dogs are top of the class in science?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a retired cowboy?