What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?