Why did the clock win the marathon?
It was always ahead of time.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why are monkeys poor employees?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Surprise!!!!
What sport do horses love to play?