What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat's a pig's favorite way to cook breakfast?See PunchlineWhy are mountains so funny?See PunchlineWhat do horses say to greet each other?See PunchlineHow much does it cost to swim with the sharks?See PunchlineWhat did the Dorito say to his son?See PunchlineWhat's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?See PunchlineWhere do airplanes go shopping?See PunchlineWhat do you call shaving a crazy sheep?See PunchlineWhat did April say about all the tournament hype?See PunchlineWhat kind of cake always tells the truth?See PunchlineWhy do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?See PunchlineHow does NASA organize a company party?See PunchlineWhat did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?See PunchlineWhich plant has the best roar?See PunchlineWhich vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?See PunchlineWhy did the candle ace the interview?See PunchlineWhat might you call waking up in the morning?See PunchlineWhat does Santa use when he needs a little support?See PunchlineWhat does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?See PunchlineHow do you get kids to do something?See PunchlineWhy did the man bring a ladder to church?See Punchline
