What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which dog is always hungry?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do parrots wear in rain?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why don't ants get sick often?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?