What's a pig's favorite way to cook breakfast?
Bakin'.
What do golfers sip between holes?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the plate say to the fork?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?