Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How long do chickens work?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?