Why did the door get a round of applause?
It nailed the entrance.
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of tales do basketball players tell?
How does a barber get to work?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?