What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a flower that runs on batteries?
Why does the sun enjoy school so much?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the sick elevator say?
Why didn't the dog join the football team?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?