Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?