Why do books seem so moody?
They're well-read.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?