What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the sick chicken say?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do all the planets get along?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?