How do you grill cheese?
Ask it a lot of tough questions!
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a pirate's favorite color?