Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How do fireflies start a race?
What birds make average students?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.