Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?