Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Who do fish visit for a quick loan?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why does Santa like gardening?
How do you keep your spouse out of your emails?
What game does pasta always play at recess?