Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which celebrity never forgets their cap?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?