What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do some folks enjoy snails?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why couldn't x and y meet up at the airport?
Which cats love to be petted?
How are mountains able to see?