What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do you split the ocean in two?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?