What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the echo get detention?