Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?