What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did Dad say when asked to say grace?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How does a bee keep up with gossip?
What should you never try to fix in court?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?