What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Where are average things manufactured?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who makes the best guest list for Friendsgiving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why are trees so relaxed in autumn?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?