Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What should a lawyer wear to win a case?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do math teachers eat?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?