What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?