Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?Because the winds of change are coming.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?See PunchlineWhy are ghosts such bad liars?See PunchlineWhat do you call a vacation at home?See PunchlineWhy was the fruit thrown in prison?See PunchlineWhat kind of dog does Dracula have?See PunchlineWhat kind of birds do you usually find locked up?See PunchlineWho is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?See PunchlineWhat do you call a hotdog at Halloween?See PunchlineWhat happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?See PunchlineWhat is the Easter Bunny like after a big weekend?See PunchlineWhy do pigs tell jokes?See PunchlineWhat do you call an old snowman?See PunchlineWhy are hiking shops so varied?See PunchlineWhat does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?See PunchlineThe ocean is a real trendsetter.See PunchlineWhat's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?See PunchlineWhat money do cats use to go shopping?See PunchlineWhy did the turkey join the band?See PunchlineWhy wouldn't the baseball player touch the ball?See PunchlineWhat fish only swims at night?See PunchlineWho is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?See Punchline
