Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
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What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Can February March?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?