Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which candy bar can't stop giggling?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call Santa when he solves mysteries?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a flying police officer?