Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
What do you call puppies playing in melting snow?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do skunks feel misunderstood?
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
Which plant has the best roar?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do you message the Easter Bunny in a hurry?