What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?