Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
Which candy bar belongs in the hall of fame?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the teacher dive into the sea?
What do you call a basketball player acting wild?