How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why don't cows tell great jokes?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why watch your step in a pet storm?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the milking stool stay so simple?
What's the dream job for a cow?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?