What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
What is the most faithful insect?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
How do you get a watch ready for work?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
I'm not a bad putter.