What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?