What do veggies wear to the beach?
Zuc-kinis.
What did the sick elevator say?
Which star could double as an attorney?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was grandma great at writing?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?