What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the storm say when plans changed?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What sport do horses enjoy the most?
When is a baseball player like a thief?