What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?Open the door, were you raised in a house?Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat do female veggies wear to the beach?See PunchlineWhat do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?See PunchlineWhy don't cows tell great jokes?See PunchlineWhat did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?See PunchlineWho do all the Catholic dogs pray to?See PunchlineWhy did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?See PunchlineWhere do polar bears keep their savings?See PunchlineWho makes clothes for dinosaurs?See PunchlineWhat do you call an exploding monkey?See PunchlineDid you hear about the Labor Day joke?See PunchlineWhat's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?See PunchlineAny maid is great at keeping secrets.See PunchlineWhich animals rush into love too fast?See PunchlineThere were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?See PunchlineWhy was the mother duck a great teacher?See PunchlineWhat happened when the dentist got in a car accident?See PunchlineWhat is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?See PunchlineWhy are verbs more high-strung than nouns?See PunchlineWhere can you find the most stressed-out parents?See PunchlineWhat did the horse say after tripping?See PunchlineWhat's a pirate's favorite color?See Punchline
