What did the horse say after tripping?
Well, that was a real stumble in the stable.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do cars seem magical?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's black, white, and sunburned?