What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is the coolest country?
What do athletes and attorneys both love?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What dog works in a bakery?