Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where does breakfast live?
How long do chickens work?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is spring the oddest season?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.