What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi!
What did the butterfly's kids say to cheer her up?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What should clumsy hikers stay away from?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are frogs always happy?