What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the librarian removed from the flight?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
If you need help building an ark...
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a well-dressed volcano?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What does a naughty hen lay?