Why are babies so good at basketball?
They are expert dribblers.
Why did the clock win the marathon?
How did the mountain lion slim down?
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is a parrot's favorite game?