What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?