Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why are mountains so funny?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
When do astronauts have dinner?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a dinosaur who sleeps all day?